Spawn-O-Meter

I’m a 10 on the Spawn O’Meter. I am SPAWN.

What’s the Spawn and why’s there an O’Meter?

Siskel and Ebert had thumbs, other folks have stars, and some folks use popcorn, but the Chicks?

We’re on the Spawn.

Movie great? It’ll rate super low on the meter. Movie not-so-awesome?  It’ll inch it’s way up the Spawn-O-Meter.

1 Spawn GOOD, 10 Spawn BAAAAAAAAD.

 

SPAWN-O-METER HISTORY

Episode #01: The Crow: 3/10 Spawns
Episode #02: Grosse Pointe Blank: 6/10 Spawns
Episode #03: The Terminator: 2/10 Spawns
Episode #04: Strange Days: 6/10 Spawns
Episode #05: Lawless: 4/10 Spawns
Episode #06: The Proposition: 4/10 Spawns
Episode #07: The Road: 2/10 Spawns
Episode #08: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: 4/10 Spawns
Episode #09: A Nightmare on Elm Street: 4/10 Spawns
Episode #10: 2015: A Year in Review: 2/10 Spawns
Episode #11: District 9: 3/10 Spawns AND Snowpiercer: 1.5/10 Spawns
Episode #12: Deadpool: 3/10 Spawns (Regular Films); 1/10 Spawns (Superhero Films)
Episode #13: Twelve Monkeys: 2.5/10 Spawns (1996); 4.5/10 Spawns (2016)
Episode #14: Lethal Weapons: 4/10 Spawns